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January 14, 2017

Hailey Leidel hits second buzzer beater of the season to give UMass women’s basketball win over Davidson -

January 13, 2017

UMass football hosts Maine at Fenway Park in 2017 -

January 12, 2017

UMass men’s basketball snaps losing streak and upsets Dayton Wednesday night at Mullins Center -

January 11, 2017

UMass women’s track and field takes second at Dartmouth Relays -

January 10, 2017

UMass hockey falls to No. 5 Boston University at Frozen Fenway -

January 8, 2017

UMass professor to make third appearance on ‘Jeopardy!’ -

January 8, 2017

UMass women’s basketball suffers brutal loss on road against Saint Joseph’s -

January 7, 2017

UMass men’s basketball drops thirds straight, falls to VCU 81-64 -

January 7, 2017

UMass men’s basketball drops tightly-contested conference matchup against George Mason Wednesday night -

January 4, 2017

Late-game defense preserves UMass women’s basketball’s win against rival Rhode Island -

January 4, 2017

AIC shuts out UMass hockey 3-0 at Mullins Center -

January 4, 2017

UMass professor to appear as contestant on ‘Jeopardy!’ Thursday night -

January 4, 2017

Penalties plague UMass hockey in Mariucci Classic championship game -

January 2, 2017

UMass men’s basketball falls in A-10 opener to St. Bonaventure and its veteran backcourt -

December 30, 2016

UMass woman’s basketball ends FIU Holiday Classic with 65-47 loss to Drexel -

December 29, 2016

UMass men’s basketball finishes non-conference schedule strong with win over Georgia State -

December 28, 2016

Brett Boeing joins UMass hockey for second half of season -

December 28, 2016

Massachusetts Senate Bill 2028 is kosher

It would be easier if those who wish to die from swine flu would simply infect themselves now and save me the trouble of having to read through their hysterical ravings over Massachusetts Senate Bill 2028. Ironically, I imagine that a die off on such a scale would make it easier to repeal the Patriot Act. I fully support temporarily suspending civil liberties when our well-being is threatened by a palpable threat like libertarian flu carriers.

S2028 essentially grants local health authorities broad authority in containing threats to public health, whether they are anthrax terrorist attacks or H1N1. The bill’s provisions would come into effect should the governor declare a state of emergency. The bill must pass approval by the House before becoming law.

Section 2 of the bill lists several powers granted to health authorities. I mostly agree with these powers such as the power to enforce quarantine, to prohibit public gatherings, to redistribute medical supplies, to decontaminate material by destruction and to require people with medical expertise to assist in these actions. The power to search premises without a warrant is somewhat shady, though keep in mind that the bill was written to accommodate possible terrorist attacks shortly after September 11, 2001. I don’t think that the bill should muddle terrorism with natural threats to public health unless the emergency response would be substantially similar.

The death panel interpretation of this bill probably stems from Section 2B, paragraph b, subparagraphs 8 and 9. I will quote the subparagraphs in full, and I encourage you to find and skim the full text of the bill via Google search. Remember the bill originates from the Massachusetts Senate.

The bill permits local public health authorities “(8) to procure, take immediate possession from any source, store, or distribute any anti-toxins, serums, vaccines, immunizing agents, antibiotics, and other pharmaceutical agents or medical supplies located within the commonwealth as may be necessary to respond to the emergency” and “(9) to require in-state health care providers to assist in the performance of vaccination, treatment, examination or testing of any individual as a condition of licensure, authorization, or the ability to continue to function as a health care provider in the commonwealth.”

I had to lube up the Matterhorn to find a slope so sheer and slippery to reach the conclusion that this bill provides the foundation of a medical police state. Well, subparagraph 8 is concerned with redistributing medical property. That sounds like Communist China to me, except with more concern for the value of human life.

Subparagraph 9 demands that health care providers assist with the crisis or lose their licenses. The bill defines a health care provider as “any person or entity that provides health care services including… health plans…” along with actual medical doctors. HMOs forced to give emergency care for the betterment of society? I think I can see the hand of Obama in this bill, a hand dripping with our precious bodily fluids.

The only problem I have is that the bill charges a fine of $1,000 per day for anyone who resists the provisions of the bill. I’d like to throw them in with the sick instead, but they might start haranguing the real victims with talk of liberty. It is silly to levy a mere fine when people could die from negligence on the part of WorldNetDaily readers. Throw them in quarantine and deal with the lawsuits later, if they survive.

After a life of surviving bicycle accidents without helmets and car accidents without seat belts, the mind of the average libertarian is reduced to a barely sapient paste. Occasionally two neurons make a connection as the goop sloshes around the cranial cavity. Their goal: end what remains of their pathetic lives by engaging in more highly-principled, irresponsible acts. Refusing voluntary, free vaccinations for themselves and their children are popular methods of killing themselves off.

Very well, let them remove themselves from this life. But I’d rather have an armed National Guardsmen between me and the zombies should a particularly virulent plague break out. I don’t think swine flu will become the Black Death, but it makes me feel safer to know that there are contingencies should it happen. And on further reflection, the self-destructive tendencies of those who would circumvent quarantine also reassures me. Let them have their nation-wide swine tea parties. Perhaps we should give them liberty so that they can give themselves death.

Chris Amorosi is a Collegian columnist. He can be reached at camorosi@student.umass.edu.

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