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Hot outside shooting leads UMass over Georgia -

December 16, 2017

Minutemen knock off Georgia for big statement win -

December 16, 2017

Cale Makar selected to play for Team Canada at the 2018 World Junior Championships -

December 15, 2017

UMass men’s basketball looks to remain undefeated at home when Georgia comes to town -

December 15, 2017

Editorial: Our shift to a primarily digital world -

December 13, 2017

Makar, Ferraro off to Ontario to compete for Team Canada’s World Junior hockey team -

December 12, 2017

Lecture attempts to answer whether treatment of depression has resulted in over-prescription of SSRIs -

December 12, 2017

Palestinian students on campus react to President Trump’s recent declaration -

December 12, 2017

Smith College hosts social media panel addressing impact of social media on government policies -

December 12, 2017

GOP Tax Plan will trouble working grad students -

December 12, 2017

Mario Ferraro making his mark with UMass -

December 12, 2017

Minutewomen look to keep momentum going against UMass Lowell -

December 12, 2017

Ames: UMass hockey’s turnaround is real, and it’s happening now -

December 12, 2017

When your favorite comedian is accused of sexual assault -

December 12, 2017

A snapshot of my college experience -

December 12, 2017

Homelessness is an issue that’s close to home -

December 12, 2017

Allowing oil drilling in Alaska sets a dangerous precedent -

December 12, 2017

‘She’s Gotta Have It’ is a television triumph -

December 12, 2017

Some of my favorite everyday brands -

December 12, 2017

Berkeley professor researches high-poverty high school -

December 11, 2017

Morning Wood: Apple announces UMass collaboration

Special edition maroon iPhone & Apple products coming soon.

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Breaking: UMass announces Guy Fieri as 2017 commencement speaker

Inviting all Minutemen to ‘seek their own Flavortown Casinos,’ Chancellor Subbaswamy announces booking of Food Network/frosted tips icon.

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Morning Wood: Stolen jersey returned to star UMass quarterback

UMass quarterback’s jersey found after several months missing.

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Morning Wood: Mass lacrosse teams forced to cancel home games after gorillas inhabit Garber Field

In preparation for the ‘War for the Planet of the Apes,’ gorillas have turned Garber Field into military base.

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Morning Wood: UMass hires Jackie Moon to be men’s basketball coach after Matt McCall has a ‘change of heart’

The former Flint Tropics coach leaves his failed musical career for an opportunity to coach the Minutemen.

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Morning Wood: Gardner Museum art heist finally solved

After 27 years, the paintings have been found.

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Morning Wood: ‘The Boss Baby’ is the greatest film of this century, if not the greatest artistic work of all time

Art is over.

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Morning Wood: UMass discriminates against left-handed students

There are never enough lefty desks in classrooms or lecture halls.

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Morning Wood: So help me god I would rather cut off my own arm than let you have this egg chair

Kath Ledeyard writes a strongly-worded letter to students in the basement of the UMass library about a subject close to her heart.

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Morning Wood: Scratching with a cactus significantly reduces acne

Luke “The Man” Peters discovers a new acne treatment that every student should try!

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Morning Wood: UMass baseball coach Mike Stone backs out of retirement, purchases real estate at Earl Lorden Field

After having a “change of heart,” Stone plans on purchasing real estate at Earl Lorden Field.

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Morning Wood: UMass sports venues McGuirk Stadium and Mullins Center receive liquor license starting in Fall 2017

Stadium vendors at both McGuirk and Mullins will be serving Pabst Blue Ribbon, Busch Light and Key Stone Light.

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The Morning Wood giving you the latest

From the secession of the Honors College to Derek Kellogg’s hair endorsement deal with L’Oreal, the Massachusetts Morning Wood is here to bring you all the news unfit to print.

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UMass announces plans for ski lift in Orchard Hill Residential Area

The $3 million installation will be open in 2020.

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CHC area government votes to secede from UMass, establish private college

Students want to build a wall separating itself from the rest of campus, plan to make other residential areas pay for construction.

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Best in hair: UMass men’s basketball coach Derek Kellogg scores largest hair endorsement deal in history

Kellogg officially signed the highest paid endorsement deal with L’Oreal in a hair deal to end all hair deals.

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UMass football hopes to find new conference where it can be competitive in

UMass athletic director Ryan Bamford has reportedly left several messages at multiple conference commissioners’ offices, but has yet to hear a response.

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UMass hockey names Gordon Bombay as its next head coach

After coaching the Mighty Ducks to the Minneapolis District 5 peewee championship in 1992, Bombay will come out of retirement to coach the Minutemen.

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Study reveals Fireball whisky never root cause of excessive vomiting

University faculty and graduate research assistants determined the cinnamon-flavored alcoholic beverage has never been a major part of undergraduate party culture.

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Eight great first date movies

The Morning Wood provides an eclectic sample of films to help you start off on the right foot with a potential sweetheart.

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