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Struggles with special teams sinks UMass hockey -

October 21, 2017

UMass hockey drops second of the year in 3-1 loss to Ohio State -

October 20, 2017

Amazon textbook contract ending in December 2018 -

October 19, 2017

UMass field hockey heads into crucial A-10 matchup -

October 19, 2017

2017 Hockey Special Issue -

October 19, 2017

International Relations Club tackles tough issues at ‘Foreign Policy Coffee Hour’ -

October 19, 2017

Sexual assault reports spike on campus -

October 19, 2017

Californian students react to wildfires back home -

October 19, 2017

‘My Little Pony: The Movie’ is a surprising animated treat, whether you’re a fan of the show or not -

October 19, 2017

With a young team, Carvel is preparing the UMass hockey team to thrive -

October 19, 2017

Letter: UMass hockey is great, but where are the students? -

October 19, 2017

Boino’s blast gives UMass men’s soccer sole possession of first place in the Atlantic 10 -

October 19, 2017

UMass freshmen look to play physical, make an impact and improve early on -

October 19, 2017

UMass hockey sets out to create new program, identity in 2017-18 -

October 19, 2017

Cale Makar: UMass hockey’s crown jewel -

October 19, 2017

Ames: If first four games are any indicator, this UMass hockey season could differ for the better -

October 19, 2017

Josh Couturier looks to find where he fits within UMass lineup -

October 19, 2017

The straw man fallacy: missing the point on Indigenous Peoples Day -

October 19, 2017

Power to the Thin Mint: improve the Girls Scouts program -

October 19, 2017

‘Blade Runner 2049’ has a lot of ideas that it fails to develop -

October 19, 2017

Morning Wood: Apple announces UMass collaboration

Special edition maroon iPhone & Apple products coming soon.

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Breaking: UMass announces Guy Fieri as 2017 commencement speaker

Inviting all Minutemen to ‘seek their own Flavortown Casinos,’ Chancellor Subbaswamy announces booking of Food Network/frosted tips icon.

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Morning Wood: Stolen jersey returned to star UMass quarterback

UMass quarterback’s jersey found after several months missing.

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Morning Wood: Mass lacrosse teams forced to cancel home games after gorillas inhabit Garber Field

In preparation for the ‘War for the Planet of the Apes,’ gorillas have turned Garber Field into military base.

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Morning Wood: UMass hires Jackie Moon to be men’s basketball coach after Matt McCall has a ‘change of heart’

The former Flint Tropics coach leaves his failed musical career for an opportunity to coach the Minutemen.

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Morning Wood: Gardner Museum art heist finally solved

After 27 years, the paintings have been found.

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Morning Wood: ‘The Boss Baby’ is the greatest film of this century, if not the greatest artistic work of all time

Art is over.

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Morning Wood: UMass discriminates against left-handed students

There are never enough lefty desks in classrooms or lecture halls.

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Morning Wood: So help me god I would rather cut off my own arm than let you have this egg chair

Kath Ledeyard writes a strongly-worded letter to students in the basement of the UMass library about a subject close to her heart.

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Morning Wood: Scratching with a cactus significantly reduces acne

Luke “The Man” Peters discovers a new acne treatment that every student should try!

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Morning Wood: UMass baseball coach Mike Stone backs out of retirement, purchases real estate at Earl Lorden Field

After having a “change of heart,” Stone plans on purchasing real estate at Earl Lorden Field.

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Morning Wood: UMass sports venues McGuirk Stadium and Mullins Center receive liquor license starting in Fall 2017

Stadium vendors at both McGuirk and Mullins will be serving Pabst Blue Ribbon, Busch Light and Key Stone Light.

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The Morning Wood giving you the latest

From the secession of the Honors College to Derek Kellogg’s hair endorsement deal with L’Oreal, the Massachusetts Morning Wood is here to bring you all the news unfit to print.

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UMass announces plans for ski lift in Orchard Hill Residential Area

The $3 million installation will be open in 2020.

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CHC area government votes to secede from UMass, establish private college

Students want to build a wall separating itself from the rest of campus, plan to make other residential areas pay for construction.

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Best in hair: UMass men’s basketball coach Derek Kellogg scores largest hair endorsement deal in history

Kellogg officially signed the highest paid endorsement deal with L’Oreal in a hair deal to end all hair deals.

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UMass football hopes to find new conference where it can be competitive in

UMass athletic director Ryan Bamford has reportedly left several messages at multiple conference commissioners’ offices, but has yet to hear a response.

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UMass hockey names Gordon Bombay as its next head coach

After coaching the Mighty Ducks to the Minneapolis District 5 peewee championship in 1992, Bombay will come out of retirement to coach the Minutemen.

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Study reveals Fireball whisky never root cause of excessive vomiting

University faculty and graduate research assistants determined the cinnamon-flavored alcoholic beverage has never been a major part of undergraduate party culture.

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Eight great first date movies

The Morning Wood provides an eclectic sample of films to help you start off on the right foot with a potential sweetheart.

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