Eli Rosenswaike, Asst. Sports Editor: Football, Men’s Basketball and Baseball

By Eli Rosenswaike, Collegian Staff

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The deadline for this story – which is supposed to encompass the entire year down here at the Collegian, which I spend nearly every second of my life at – was at 5 p.m. Naturally, I’m writing this sentence at 6:48 p.m. Yeah, I’m that guy.

It’s no wonder why every professor I’ve had hates me so much