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G Whiz

September 28, 2010

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Dear Sophie, Does the G-Spot exist? Yes. And having researched the subject extensively, I can tell you that in very, very close-up pictures they look like rather nice pink sea anemones. Dear Sophie, I want ...

You’re not a freak…just a little freaky.

September 27, 2010

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Dear Sophie, I'm a girl and I don't really enjoy receiving oral. It just doesn't do as much for me as other things, and I've heard people say that it's better than sex. What is your opinion on this? You sound fine to me. Whatever works ...

It’s all about communication

September 23, 2010

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Dear Sophie, How can I let my significant other know that I'd like them to be more "aggressive" in the bedroom? Saying "I like it rough" sounds cliche, and I'm nervous as to what the response will be. A lady of my acqua...

Let’s talk.

September 22, 2010

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We've all been there: You're out at a party, you meet someone sexy, and when things start to heat up you head back to your place. The two of you are on the bed, making out, when all of a sudden the hottie stops you and says, "If...

Parks’ passing brought out the best in the University of Massachusetts

September 22, 2010

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The phrase “UMass community” gets used pretty often around here, particularly when there is a tragic loss. But as the passing of University of Massachusetts Minuteman Marching Band Director George N. Parks showed, such a thing...

TRON’s only legacy is sexism

September 19, 2010

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Do you remember the “TRON: Legacy” trailer that was playing at nearly all the big mainstream movie theaters this summer? In case you don’t, here’s a brief summary; Sam Flynn sits on a leather couch and emotes while an...

Funding cliff looming

September 8, 2010

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Three years after the “great recession” of 2008, economic recovery – both in Massachusetts and nationally – continues at a slow pace. In the rush to address dismally low state revenues, layoffs and consumer apprehension,...

Letters to the Editor: Sept. 8, 2010

September 8, 2010

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Dear Editor, The Green Street Café hired a young guy to work a few days a week carrying their sandwich board in Northampton. Bryan was eager to do a good job – his first after graduating. He took it seriously, enjoying interacting...

Letters to the Editor: April 29, 2010

April 28, 2010

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Dear Editor, UMass Amherst encourages students to ride bikes, as a way to help the environment. I don’t see any problem in this, but from my experiences as a student traveling on foot, bicyclists don’t have any safety concerns....

Five reasons why 4/1/10

March 31, 2010

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Here are Five Reasons Why you should hook up with me: 1) I will respect you in the morning. 2) I'm sensitive to your needs, bitch. 3) The rash finally went away. 4) Justin Timberlake had to bring sexy back because...

Letters 4/1/10

March 31, 2010

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Dear Editor, I’m sick of people calling me and my family a bunch of sparkly, whiny douches. I can still rip their heads off with less effort than it takes you to swat a fly. Edward is the only one in my family who is a whiny...

The gospel of coffee

March 31, 2010

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By Kopi Luwak Rejoice students of the University of Massachusetts, your salvation is at hand. I have been blessed with a vision of Heaven and charged with a Holy Mission of preaching it to all who would be saved. In my vision...