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By Morning Wood Staff

April 1, 2013

MASSACHUSETTS MORNING WOOD Construction displaces species living in tunnels on campus The vast amount of construction on the UMass campus has forced cave-dwellers, or Cro-Massnums, to leave their homes. UHS to offer "Fast Pass" to students Due to recent complaints from stude...

Morning Wood: 2 hip 4 u: The “Pabst effect”

By Morning Wood Staff

April 1, 2013

Pabst Blue Ribbon, affectionately known as “PBR” or “the nectar of the gods” to many, is a staple of American culture for beer enthusiasts worldwide. Known for its smooth taste and viscerally erotic aroma, Pabst is not...

Morning Wood: Tim Burton’s career reaches its incestuous peak

By Morning Wood Staff

April 1, 2013

It looks like Tim Burton finally bit the bullet. His newest film, tentatively titled “Johnny Depp,” will tell the story of the American-born actor and his rise to international fame. From his humble beginnings in Owensboro,...