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Morning Wood: UMass announces competitive sleeping as newest addition to athletic department

April 1, 2022
Morning Wood: Competitive Sleeping was introduced as the newest sport at UMass.
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Morning Wood: SGA votes to create a new Secretary of Bureaucracy position

By Chan Cellar, Morning Wood Correspondent April 1, 2022
Morning Wood: “We need to make sure that the SGA doesn’t move too quickly.”
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Morning Wood: Brave STEM majors to be honored with national holiday for ‘working harder than everyone else’ in a life they chose

By Paris Geller, better than Rory Gilmore April 1, 2022
STEM majors propose national day to rebuke liberal arts majors for “sitting around doing nothing.”
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Morning Wood: Dining commons breakfast is ‘mid’

By Anonymous University Official, Guest Column April 1, 2022
Morning Wood: Dining commons breakfast is “mid.”
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Morning Wood: Wind tunnel around library hate crimes student

By Paige Turner, Morning Wood Hater April 1, 2022
Morning Wood: Student to sue library after heinous hate crime.
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Why the misrepresentation of women with OCD in the media matters

By Danielle Marrocco, Collegian Contributor March 31, 2022

I love to clean and I have obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD). Funny, right? The media representation of OCD is stereotypically clean, and characters like Emma Pillsbury from “Glee” or Monica Geller...

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We cannot forget the women of Ukraine

By Luke Halpern, Staff Writer March 31, 2022

The war has lasted almost a month. Ukrainian cities have been subjected to constant aerial bombardment. The city of Mariupol has been under constant fire, and has been effectively cut off from food, water...

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This women’s history month, show some support for Mother Nature

By Asha Baron, Collegian Satire Columnist March 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious. Climate change is one of the defining issues of our generation....

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Satire: CCPH is doing everything right

By Asha Baron, Collegian Satire Columnist March 31, 2022

Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious. It has been just over a week since students returned from spring...

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Local news is vital, and you can read it for free

By Catherine Hurley, Assistant Arts Editor March 31, 2022

Tired of skipping assigned readings and resorting to incognito windows, I set out this week to write about the lack of access to local news at the University of Massachusetts, thinking, falsely, that the...

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Suits are oppressive

By Benjamin Zhou, Collegian Contributor March 31, 2022

In the past few semesters, I’ve witnessed a concerning trend: many students at the University of Massachusetts have started wearing suits for business classes. Personally, I don’t like business suits...

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Graduating seniors without a plan: you are not alone

By Alanna Joachim, Collegian Columnist March 30, 2022
“Jobs and future careers do not have to be completely set by May 13,” writes Alanna Joachim.
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