Massachusetts Daily Collegian

Housing selection could be improved

Housing selection could be improved

By Cassie McGrath, Collegian Columnist

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Campus, Columns, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

Housing selection is way more stressful than it needs to be.

Morning Wood: The argument for Meningitis

Morning Wood: The argument for Meningitis

By Jackie Kevorkian, Pernounced Deceased

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

The real outbreak might have been the friends we made along the way.

Morning Wood: Being tall makes you better than other people

Morning Wood: Being tall makes you better than other people

By Rand Smiley, Former Chipotle Employee

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

Do I play basketball? No, but I’ll still posterize you and your grandmother on any given Sunday.

Morning Wood: Consider creative alternatives to funding the PVTA

Morning Wood: Consider creative alternatives to funding the PVTA

By Pablo Sanchez, Baseball Stud

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

There is only one man who can solve all the problems that are sure to be caused by cuts to the PVTA budget: Governor Charlie Baker himself.

Morning Wood: New Grab’n Arms at Grab n’ Go is University waste at its prime

Morning Wood: New Grab’n Arms at Grab n’ Go is University waste at its prime

By Jimbo Zamaraski V., Official napper of the egg chairs within the library

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

New Grab’n Arms are too big a price to pay for No. 1 one dining.

Morning Wood: We need a day of remembrance for the Patriots loss

Morning Wood: We need a day of remembrance for the Patriots loss

By Thad Brown, Berk Late Night frequenter

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

Asking students to go to class on the anniversary of the Patriots’ Super Bowl loss is both cruel and unusual.

Morning Wood: UMass must establish a vegan-only dining hall

Morning Wood: UMass must establish a vegan-only dining hall

By Mary Jane Hemp-Schuster, Her main job is running barefoot around Orchard Hill

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Headlines, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

Dozens of UMass students are marginalized everyday by their proximity to meat and meat byproducts.

Morning Wood: Male birth control side effects: we’re not going to take it!

Morning Wood: Male birth control side effects: we’re not going to take it!

By Chad Barstool, Says he's 25 on eHarmony but is actually 18

April 2, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Morning Wood, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

The side effects to male birth control, such as weight gain, acne and depression, are downright inhumane.

How should we study racism?

How should we study racism?

By Jonah Dratfield, Collegian columnist

March 29, 2018


Filed under Archives, Columns, Headlines, National, Opinion, Scrolling Headlines

Opinion: Thoughtful analysis of racial issues is important, but the ways in which we currently study racism are not always conducive to social progress.