- UMASS – The Radical Student Union will be hosting their weekly rant about how the United States sucks and they wish the government would just acknowledge that Communism is the way to go (because all of the nations that have invested in Communism have turned out great) on Wednesday from 8:30 to 8:45 p.m. This week’s film, I Hate You U.S.A., and All You Stand For is a documentary, which shows different people talking about how they hate capitalism, the U.S. Government, and bathing. Afterwards McDonalds will serve refreshments and everyone will get a pair of Nike Air Jordan’s filled with venison cutlets.
- AMHERST – Conservationist Whet Drems will be talking about his mind-blowing research about water, next Tuesday at noon at the campus pond. His lecture entitled, “It’s Wet” will focus on some of the little known facts about water including how it can be used to clean things. He will also talk about his 2000 dissertation, “Water: Don’t Fuck with it” in which he described how man had been disrespecting water for the last thousand years. Phish fans are expected to protest.
- AMHERST COLLEGE – “The Thirtieth Annual Throw Money in a Pit of Fire – Family Fun Day” will occur this Friday at noon in front of the Frost Library. Every year for the last thirty years Amherst College alums and their children throw any money that the briefly thought about giving to the homeless in Amherst and proceed burn it in a kettle drum. Throughout, speakers will talk about the homeless should just stop being lazy and get a job. All are welcome, except for those dirty homeless people and UMass students. Oh, and all minorities. And Irish people and Jews.
- UMASS – The Cannabis Reform Coalition will be sponsoring “The First Annual Great Ganja Sale” in the Student Union Ballroom. The event will showcase the finest drug dealers from Pittsfield to Boston and Worcester to Wareham. Local vendors include, Jimmy da Pimp, who will have his finest quality dank nuggets, stored in a Pepsi bottle in his room in Wheeler. Bridget’s Mean Stash (the oldest kind bud distributor in Southwest) will be showcasing the new herb, “SupaFine Shit.” All are welcome; remember only cash that you stole from your roommate’s wallet is accepted.
- UMASS – Film Screening. Professor Don Levine shows a variety of avant-garde films. The titles include the shorts, Staring at the Wall, Staring at the Grass, Panning Around the Room, and Drinking a Glass of Orange Juice. Two full-length features will be shown, Tying My Shoe, and College Girls Gone Wild 3. It will take place on Wednesday, April 3 at 9 p.m.
Categories:
The Source
March 31, 2002
0
More to Discover