In this satire, Matt Brown takes a jab at an obscure rule that the administration of the University has passed: not allowing pets, specifically kittens, in dormitories.
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Tags: kittens, UMass administration, umass rules
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The UMass Files
In the second addition of Fiction Friday, Matt Brown gives you even more to be nervous about as you find yourself winding down the dark, secluded path that connects Orchard Hill to Sylvan.
Tags: abduction, E.T., Fiction Friday, Matt Brown, rape trail, UMass
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Fiction Friday: Sam the Minuteman and the EEE scare
In first installment of Fiction Friday, Sam the Minuteman battles the threat of the EEE virus.
Tags: EEE, Fiction Friday, Matt Brown, Sam the Minuteman
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