The number of random columns about basically nothing: 12

The number of columns in some way about Eminem: 6

The number of columns about Katie Landers falling out of bed: 1

The number of times Ryan Benharris’ fat picture ran: 1

The number of references to Rob Schulze by other writers: 4

The number of references to Rob Schulze by Rob Schulze: Countless

The number of columnists who are also ordained ministers: 2

The number of poems about Ralph Nader: 1

The number of times Sam Wilkinson used the word ‘rich’ in a column about Amherst College: 8

The number of times that Simon Pongratz’s name was comically misspelled: 2

The number of times Laura Siciliano requested that we use her good picture: 3

The number of times that Laura Siciliano’s good picture ran: 2 (Ed’s note – I’m still sorry, Laura; I tried.)

The number of bribes received: 1 (Total amount of bribe: $10)
The number of students who wrote for Ed/Op: 60

The number of columns praising DC food: 0