By Meenakshi Iyer, Collegian Correspondent
• February 13, 2023
Opinion: “As we adjust to our new lives fresh out of quarantine, we look back to our past tendencies to better understand how exactly the pandemic's widespread nature impacts us today.”
Happy Ending is the holiday season satire edition of the Daily Collegian. All articles are satirical.
‘Twas the night before finals week
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By Sofi Shlepakov, Assistant News Editor
• December 13, 2022
“I keep telling myself I wish I had more time to experience my “lasts” a little longer. But I’ve come to the realization that no amount of time will ever feel like my time is done,” Assistant News Editor Sofi Shlepakov writes in her senior column.
Opinion: “Hair is of huge cultural significance for Black women, and in my personal experience, it’s helped me gain confidence and feel connected to my roots.”
Happy Ending: “It is time for us to break the chains of our oppression, and to finally free ourselves from these bourgeois capitalist inventions known as elevators,” Marl Tarx says.
