Massachusetts Daily Collegian

The invisible threads that kill original thought

By Daniel Macomber, Collegian Contributor • April 3, 2023

Opinion: “We need to combat this sheltered perception of real-life issues with inclusive dialogue.”

Letter: President Biden should do more to improve protections for Cashes Ledge

By Letter Contributor • April 3, 2023

Letter: “This situation needs to be properly addressed; as each moment passes, many more animals will be at risk.”

¿Quién tiene la mejor comida en el Hockey al este?

By Colin McCarthy, Kayla Gregoire, Kristen Matul Toc, and samuel suárez murias • April 2, 2023

Keith Toffling Daily Collegian (2018) De Kayla Gregoire y Colin McCarthy 9 de marzo del 2023 Informar sobre el equipo de hockey de Massachusetts requiere manejar mucho y visitar estadios casi...

Morning Wood: UMass Hysteria

By Asha Baron and Johnny Depin • April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: UMass Hysteria.

Morning Wood: 2023

By Collegian Staff • April 1, 2023

Morning Wood is the Collegian's annual April Fools' Day issue. All articles are satirical.

Morning Wood: Where is it?

By Stella Virgin, Impotent • April 1, 2023

A confused correspondent doesn’t quite understand that words can have two meanings.

Morning Wood: UMass to hold first annual ‘Hunger Games’ to combat housing crisis

By Dick Downe, Tribute • April 1, 2023

May the odds be ever in your favor … to get a dorm

Morning Wood: Bricks falling from Du Bois library part of admin’s plan to cut down on population of lame nerds on campus

By Khan Cussion, Morning Wood Correspondent • April 1, 2023

“This is probably the closest thing to getting ‘bricked up’ that they’ll ever get.”

Morning Wood: Eduroam Rewind

By Eric Shen, Somehow Still Employed • April 1, 2023

A slog through UMass’ internet history swamp.

Morning Wood: UMass Student Trustee stages apparent hostile corporate takeover of Board of Trustees

By Chan Cellar, Senior Deputy Assistant Executive News Editor • April 1, 2023

Yu Khan had allegedly purchased the majority shares of the University of Massachusetts system according to recent SEC filings

Morning Wood: Where to find UMass’ most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes

By Annie Position, Down For Anything • April 1, 2023

Delete Tinder and meet someone the old-fashioned way at these romantic on-campus locales.

Morning Wood: In conversation with UMass AI

By Lotsa Datta, AI Curious • April 1, 2023

UMass’ newest development in AI gives insight into what the future may hold, writes Lotsa Datta.