Five reasons why 4/1/10

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Here are Five Reasons Why you should hook up with me:

1) I will respect you in the morning.

2) I’m sensitive to your needs, bitch.

3) The rash finally went away.

4) Justin Timberlake had to bring sexy back because I took it all.

5) I use axe.

Editor’s note: April Fool’s.