Well for a minute, it looked like Ron and Sam were truly in love, when Sam volunteered to go to the butt doctor with him. Nothing says true love like going to get your boyfriend ‘checked out.’ Good girl, Sammi. However, in typical Sam fashion she completely takes two steps back in the nice category and sucker punches Ronnie when he talks to Jenni, even though Sam and Jen eventually make up in the episode. Wait, what? The unthinkable happened–Jen and Sam might actually be able to be friends again? Would you look at that.

The funniest moment of the episode was arguably when Pauly D brought his stalker back to the house and Vinny did nothing but tool on her. I think she may have finally got the hint that she should not try to go after a guy on a TV show that is nationally shown without being prepared for these kinds of repercussions.

Leave it to Vin to bring home the most normal girl in Seaside and then have her uncle come to the rescue. It’s not like she went home with The Situation!

Snooki seems like she is a little less drunk on this episode… minus the part where she fell asleep in JWOWW’s dog’s play pen. Hey, we can’t all be winners all the time, Snickers. It’s okay. Maybe next time you’ll make it to your bed.

As for our resident and self-proclaimed “Wild Animal” Deeana, I still don’t feel like we’ve seen her at her Jersey Shore peak yet. Sure, the guy got her golden ticket the first night she met him, but she hasn’t really blacked out, thrown any punches, cried, fell face first in the sand-should I continue? So I challenge Deeana to step up her game and bring her ultimate wildness to the Shore.

I also challenge Ron and Sam to finally break up.

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