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News

Stolen jersey returned to star UMass quarterback by Will Toliv
UMass quarterback’s jersey found after several months missing.

UMass announces Guy Fieri as 2017 commencement speaker by James “Sad Dog” Mattis
Inviting all Minutemen to ‘seek their own Flavortown Casinos,’ Chancellor Subbaswamy announces booking of Food Network/frosted tips icon.

Apple announces UMass collaboration by Jeve Stobs
Special edition maroon iPhone & Apple products coming soon.

Sports

UMass baseball coach Mike Stone backs out of retirement, purchases real estate at Earl Lorden Field by Hingle McCringleberry
After having a “change of heart,” Stone plans on purchasing real estate at Earl Lorden Field.

UMass sports venues McGuirk stadium and Mullins Center receive liquor license starting in Fall 2017 by The Guy who stole Tom Brady’s jersey
Stadium vendors at both McGuirk and Mullins will be serving Pabst Blue Ribbon, Busch Light and Key Stone Light.

UMass hires Jackie Moon to be men’s basketball coach after Matt McCall has a ‘change of heart’ by Tony Chius
The former Flint Tropics coach leaves his failed musical career for an opportunity to coach the Minutemen.

Mass lacrosse teams forced to cancel home games after gorillas inhabit Garber Field by The Man with the Yellow Hat
In preparation for the ‘War for the Planet of the Apes,’ gorillas have turned Garber Field into military base.

Arts

Gardner Museum art heist finally solved by Angela Spring
After 27 years, the paintings have been found.

‘The Boss Baby’ is the greatest film of this century, if not the greatest artistic work of all time by Moyshe Crotchedowitz
Art is over.

Op/Ed

Women have had enough by Lottie Bull
Lottie Bull discusses the importance of devaluing women in everyday life.

So help me god I would rather cut off my own arm than let you have this egg chair by Kath Ledeyard
Kath Ledeyard writes a strongly-worded letter to students in the basement of the UMass library about a subject close to her heart.

UMass discriminates against left-handed students by Delia Gauche
There are never enough lefty desks in classrooms or lecture halls.

Scratching with a cactus significantly reduces acne by Luke “The Man” Peters
Luke “The Man” Peters discovers a new acne treatment that every student should try!

 

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