Morning Wood – Massachusetts Daily Collegian

Morning Wood: Students sick and tired of having to brush single pubic hair off Student Union toilet seat

By Günther Pübis, Morning Wood Bathroom Correspondent
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: UMass Hysteria

By Asha Baron and Johnny Depin
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: Where is it?

By Stella Virgin, Impotent
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: UMass to hold first annual ‘Hunger Games’ to combat housing crisis

By Dick Downe, Tribute
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: In conversation with UMass AI

By Lotsa Datta, AI Curious
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: 2022

April 1, 2022

Morning Wood: UMass to implement 30-factor authentication

By Notan Noyedatall, one toe-stubbing away from losing it
April 1, 2022

Morning Wood: He texted back

By Vera Antonio, Head Gossip Editor
March 31, 2022

Morning Wood: Students complain that men are ‘ruining’ gender neutral bathrooms, stench is primary concern

By Stinky Sleuth, Morning Wood Bathroom Correspondent
March 31, 2022

Morning Wood: UMass should give out its degrees in the form of NFTs

By Nole Ksum, NFT Enthusiast
March 31, 2022

Morning Wood: Allow me to introduce the future of UMass hoops

By Coach Kesin, Morning Wood Correspondent
March 31, 2022

Morning Wood: The UMass community grapples with Sam the Minuteman’s raw sex appeal

By Eric Shen, Collegian Staff
March 31, 2022

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