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Morning Wood: 2025

By Collegian’s Funniest
April 1, 2025

Morning Wood: UMass will now use protection when f***ing students

By Gianna Rhea
March 31, 2025

Morning Wood: Dear Sam

By Sam, Job Undisclosed
March 31, 2025

Morning Wood: Students sick and tired of having to brush single pubic hair off Student Union toilet seat

By Günther Pübis, Morning Wood Bathroom Correspondent
April 1, 2024

Morning Wood: UMass Hysteria

By Asha Baron and Johnny Depin
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: Where is it?

By Stella Virgin, Impotent
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: UMass to hold first annual ‘Hunger Games’ to combat housing crisis

By Dick Downe, Tribute
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: In conversation with UMass AI

By Lotsa Datta, AI Curious
April 1, 2023

Morning Wood: 2022

April 1, 2022

Morning Wood: UMass to implement 30-factor authentication

By Notan Noyedatall, one toe-stubbing away from losing it
April 1, 2022

Morning Wood: He texted back

By Vera Antonio, Head Gossip Editor
April 1, 2022

Morning Wood: Students complain that men are ‘ruining’ gender neutral bathrooms, stench is primary concern

By Stinky Sleuth, Morning Wood Bathroom Correspondent
April 1, 2022

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