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Satire: Don’t join the Honors College

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
December 1, 2022
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Satire: There’s a solution to the serial mispronunciation of names

By Srija Nagireddy, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
November 14, 2022
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Satire: Spire? I hardly know her!

By Kelly McMahan, Collegian Satire Columnist
November 10, 2022
Daily Collegian (2022)

Satire: The invasive on-campus hecklers improve the quality of our lives

By Juliette Perez, Collegian Columnist
November 9, 2022
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Satire: The annual UMass lobster hunt has begun!

By Shane Keiser, Collegian Correspondent
November 7, 2022
Daily Collegian (2021)

Satire: Things you should do on the library’s quiet floors

By Elliot Hajjaj, Collegian Correspondent
November 2, 2022
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Sátira: Es hora que UMass se deshaga de algunos estudiantes

By Asha Baron, Kristen Matul Toc, and samuel suárez murias
October 31, 2022
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Satire: It’s time for UMass to get rid of some students

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
October 20, 2022
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Satire: There needs to be more loud, open-mouthed coughing in the lecture hall

By Kelly McMahan, Collegian Satire Columnist
October 17, 2022
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Satire: UMass needs to take care of these unpheasant geese

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
October 10, 2022
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Satire: Stop helping freshmen navigate campus

By Kelly McMahan, Collegian Satire Columnist
September 20, 2022
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Satire: Please don’t ask me about my summer vacation

By Asha Baron, Collegian Satire Columnist
September 14, 2022
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