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Environmental journalists face challenges under Trump administration -

March 25, 2017

An open letter to the students of UMass -

March 24, 2017

Pat Kelsey informs UMass AD Ryan Bamford of change of heart just 35 minutes before scheduled press conference -

March 23, 2017

Past and present UMass football players participate in 2017 Pro Day Thursday -

March 23, 2017

Pat Kelsey reportedly backs down from UMass men’s basketball coaching position -

March 23, 2017

Students react to new fence around Townehouses -

March 23, 2017

‘Do You Have The Right To Do Drugs?’ debate held in Bowker Auditorium -

March 23, 2017

UMass men’s lacrosse looks to build on three-game winning streak against Brown -

March 23, 2017

UMass softball riding five-game win streak into first Atlantic 10 showdown -

March 23, 2017

Sanzo: Inability to win close games has hurt UMass baseball -

March 23, 2017

Hannah Murphy scores 100th career goal in UMass women’s lacrosse 16-9 win over Harvard -

March 23, 2017

Old age does no harm to indie rock legends The Feelies -

March 23, 2017

A track-by-track breakdown of Drake’s new project -

March 23, 2017

When a president lies -

March 23, 2017

Let them eat steak, and other gender norms I hate -

March 23, 2017

Dissecting Science: Episode Two -

March 22, 2017

Holy Cross 10-run eighth inning sinks UMass baseball -

March 22, 2017

UMass students react to Spring Concert lineup -

March 22, 2017

Letter: Vote yes for Amherst -

March 22, 2017

You don’t have to walk alone -

March 22, 2017

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From the secession of the Honors College to Derek Kellogg’s hair endorsement deal with L’Oreal, the Massachusetts Morning Wood is here to bring you all the news unfit to print.

UMass announces plans for ski lift in Orchard Hill Residential Area

The $3 million installation will be open in 2020.

CHC area government votes to secede from UMass, establish private college

Students want to build a wall separating itself from the rest of campus, plan to make other residential areas pay for construction.

Best in hair: UMass men’s basketball coach Derek Kellogg scores largest hair endorsement deal in history

Kellogg officially signed the highest paid endorsement deal with L’Oreal in a hair deal to end all hair deals.

UMass football hopes to find new conference where it can be competitive in

UMass athletic director Ryan Bamford has reportedly left several messages at multiple conference commissioners’ offices, but has yet to hear a response.

UMass hockey names Gordon Bombay as its next head coach

After coaching the Mighty Ducks to the Minneapolis District 5 peewee championship in 1992, Bombay will come out of retirement to coach the Minutemen.

Study reveals Fireball whisky never root cause of excessive vomiting

University faculty and graduate research assistants determined the cinnamon-flavored alcoholic beverage has never been a major part of undergraduate party culture.

Eight great first date movies

The Morning Wood provides an eclectic sample of films to help you start off on the right foot with a potential sweetheart.

Subbaswamy ‘somewhat different’ after House of Cards binge

The popular Netflix original series has had an odd effect on the University’s chancellor.

Urinals: How our infrastructure divides us

Chap Lipsenstock advocates for urinals of equal height and for partitions between urinals to be taken down.

Martin O’Malley wins Democratic primary

Martin O’Malley wins Democratic primary

UMass announces plan to build moat around Whitmore

Construction of a crocodile-filled moat will begin around Whitmore Administration Building sometime in April.

Hot Takes Up Front reviews ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Nathan Frontiero and Mark Chiarelli offer their hottest takes in this spoiler-filled video review of the new superhero film.

You may need to sit down for this: RAs and PMs finally granted just cause

In sudden change of heart, administration negotiates fair contract for residential life employees.

Community rallies after anti-cisgendered attack

UMass chancellor, community, family, friends, and pro-cisgendered activists speak out in response to anti-cisgendered attack

Students riot at The Boulders to protest living conditions

Nearly 100 students gather to protest rent increases, poor apartment maintenance, a lack of security, poor relationships between residents and faulty policies.

Twitter removes original tweet function

In an effort to address user concerns, the social network has decided to get rid of the original feature from which it takes its name.

The Massachusetts Morning Wood Presents…

From the announcement that Nickleback will play half-time shows for the Minutemen to the exciting year ahead for the SGA, The Massachusetts Morning Wood has been here to bring you all the news unfit to print since 666.

John Calipari: I’m better than you, UMass, and we both know it

The former UMass basketball coach discusses his feelings towards his former home.

Nicolas Cage: A national treasure

A retrospective on the best actor of the last thirty years.