This year’s edition includes the reveal of the commencement speaker, gorillas that take over Garber Field, a review on the best film ever “The Boss Baby”, and an op/ed on left hand discrimination.
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Inviting all Minutemen to ‘seek their own Flavortown Casinos,’ Chancellor Subbaswamy announces booking of Food Network/frosted tips icon.
UMass quarterback’s jersey found after several months missing.
In preparation for the ‘War for the Planet of the Apes,’ gorillas have turned Garber Field into military base.
Morning Wood: UMass hires Jackie Moon to be men’s basketball coach after Matt McCall has a ‘change of heart’
The former Flint Tropics coach leaves his failed musical career for an opportunity to coach the Minutemen.
After 27 years, the paintings have been found.
Morning Wood: ‘The Boss Baby’ is the greatest film of this century, if not the greatest artistic work of all time
Art is over.
There are never enough lefty desks in classrooms or lecture halls.
Kath Ledeyard writes a strongly-worded letter to students in the basement of the UMass library about a subject close to her heart.
Luke “The Man” Peters discovers a new acne treatment that every student should try!
Morning Wood: UMass baseball coach Mike Stone backs out of retirement, purchases real estate at Earl Lorden Field
After having a “change of heart,” Stone plans on purchasing real estate at Earl Lorden Field.
Morning Wood: UMass sports venues McGuirk Stadium and Mullins Center receive liquor license starting in Fall 2017
Stadium vendors at both McGuirk and Mullins will be serving Pabst Blue Ribbon, Busch Light and Key Stone Light.
Lottie Bull discusses the importance of devaluing women in everyday life.
From the secession of the Honors College to Derek Kellogg’s hair endorsement deal with L’Oreal, the Massachusetts Morning Wood is here to bring you all the news unfit to print.
The $3 million installation will be open in 2020.
Students want to build a wall separating itself from the rest of campus, plan to make other residential areas pay for construction.
Best in hair: UMass men’s basketball coach Derek Kellogg scores largest hair endorsement deal in history
Kellogg officially signed the highest paid endorsement deal with L’Oreal in a hair deal to end all hair deals.
UMass athletic director Ryan Bamford has reportedly left several messages at multiple conference commissioners’ offices, but has yet to hear a response.
After coaching the Mighty Ducks to the Minneapolis District 5 peewee championship in 1992, Bombay will come out of retirement to coach the Minutemen.