I love to clean and I have obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD). Funny, right? The media representation of OCD is stereotypically clean, and characters like Emma Pillsbury from “Glee” or Monica Geller...
The war has lasted almost a month. Ukrainian cities have been subjected to constant aerial bombardment. The city of Mariupol has been under constant fire, and has been effectively cut off from food, water...
By Asha Baron, Collegian Satire Columnist
• March 31, 2022
Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious.
Climate change is one of the defining issues of our generation....
By Asha Baron, Collegian Satire Columnist
• March 31, 2022
Editor’s Note: The following column is satirical. It is meant for humorous purposes. All interviews and individuals are fictitious.
It has been just over a week since students returned from spring...
Tired of skipping assigned readings and resorting to incognito windows, I set out this week to write about the lack of access to local news at the University of Massachusetts, thinking, falsely, that the...
By Benjamin Zhou, Collegian Contributor
• March 31, 2022
In the past few semesters, I’ve witnessed a concerning trend: many students at the University of Massachusetts have started wearing suits for business classes. Personally, I don’t like business suits...