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Morning Wood: 2022

April 1, 2022

Satire: Not everyone can sing, UMass

By N. O. Melody
April 1, 2021

Satire: Here’s why therapy dogs need to go

By Dr. Francine “Penny” Patterson
April 1, 2021

Satire: The University must lock students in dorms to achieve herd immunity on campus

April 1, 2021

Morning Wood: If you can’t beat ‘em, buy ‘em: UMass’ path to becoming a top 10 university

By Nick Zakhon, The only opinion that matters
March 31, 2019

Morning Wood: Solve Porta’s legal problems: Rename the restaurant ‘Antonio’s Pasta’

By Mike Avenatty, Legal Expert
March 31, 2019

Morning Wood: Do you have a problem? Just drink water

By Howard Toomas O’Connell, Constantly Peeing
March 31, 2019

The Massachusetts Morning Wood Presents…

By Morning Wood Staff
April 3, 2017

Morning Wood: Apple announces UMass collaboration

By Morning Wood Staff
April 3, 2017

Breaking: UMass announces Guy Fieri as 2017 commencement speaker

By Morning Wood Staff
April 3, 2017

Morning Wood: Stolen jersey returned to star UMass quarterback

By Morning Wood Staff
April 3, 2017

Morning Wood: Mass lacrosse teams forced to cancel home games after gorillas inhabit Garber Field

By Morning Wood Staff
April 2, 2017

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