Satire – Massachusetts Daily Collegian

Morning Wood: Ten things you should NOT say to your parents when they ask how college is going

By Ben Ten, Resident List-Maker
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: O.J. Simpson set to star in new Ford Bronco commercial

By Glo VeDon’Tfit, Must Acquit
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: Students sick and tired of having to brush single pubic hair off Student Union toilet seat

By Günther Pübis, Morning Wood Bathroom Correspondent
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: UPub to reopen as new residence hall in wake of housing crisis

By Frink McDink IV, Morning Wood Correspondent
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: New tour routes coming to your dorm door

By Cleo Tauris, Chronically Sad
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: Student runs for SGA president after losing fantasy football league

By Paul Avery, Morning Wood Correspondent
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: April 1st horoscopes

By Astro Logey, Star Charter
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: ‘Not enough weed’ say students attending Edible Book Festival at Du Bois Library

By Piper Hardwick, Collegian Stoner
March 31, 2024

Morning Wood: 2024

By Collegian Staff
March 31, 2024

U-Mass Hysteria Episode three

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
May 22, 2023

Satire: UMass dining is finally named No. 1

By Katie Seda, Collegian Columnist
May 9, 2023

Satire: Tinder is NOT a dating app

By Julia Bragg, Collegian Columnist
May 8, 2023

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