Satire – Massachusetts Daily Collegian

Satire: UMass Hysteria Episode One

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
March 20, 2023

Satire: Electric scooters users are a nuisance

By Julia Bragg, Collegian Correspondent
March 6, 2023

Satire: What shenanigans were UMass animals up to during break?

By Julia Bragg, Collegian Correspondent
February 21, 2023

Satire: Top 10 make-out spots on campus for Valentine’s Day

By Petey Aeye, Collegian Correspondent
February 14, 2023

Satire: This Valentine’s Day, stay toxic

By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
February 14, 2023

Happy Ending: 2022

December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Elevators are capitalistic oppression

By Marl Tarx, Revolutionary
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: U Don’t Matter! UMass announces an anti-toy drive for the holiday season

By Grand Inqueefitor Steve, Contributor
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: SGA votes to ban New Year’s Day celebrations

By Chan Cellar, Senior Deputy Assistant Executive News Editor
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: BREAKING: New chancellor revealed as uncircumcised

By Eric Shen, Sadly Circumcised
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: ‘Twas the night before finals week

By Clement Clark Snore, Collegian Satire Columnist
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Santa combats cuffing season with a bag full of ‘special’ toys

By Master Bates, Self-love Consultant
December 13, 2022

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