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    Satire: UMass Hysteria Episode One

    By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
    March 20, 2023
    Ana Pietrewicz/ Daily Collegian (2022)

    Satire: Electric scooters users are a nuisance

    By Julia Bragg, Collegian Correspondent
    March 6, 2023
    Gabrielle Phat / Daily Collegian.

    Satire: What shenanigans were UMass animals up to during break?

    By Julia Bragg, Collegian Correspondent
    February 21, 2023
    Courtesy of Daily Collegian, Flickr.

    Satire: Top 10 make-out spots on campus for Valentine’s Day

    By Petey Aeye, Collegian Correspondent
    February 14, 2023
    Parker Peters / Daily Collegian.

    Satire: This Valentine’s Day, stay toxic

    By Asha Baron, Assistant Op/Ed Editor
    February 14, 2023
    Graphic by Nick Archambault

    Happy Ending: 2022

    December 13, 2022
    Clinton Raymond/Daily Collegian (2010)

    Happy Ending: Elevators are capitalistic oppression

    By Marl Tarx, Revolutionary
    December 13, 2022
    Bryn Rothschild-Shea/Daily Collegian (2014)

    Happy Ending: U Don’t Matter! UMass announces an anti-toy drive for the holiday season

    By Grand Inqueefitor Steve, Contributor
    December 13, 2022
    Ana Pietrewicz/Daily Collegian (2021)

    Happy Ending: SGA votes to ban New Year’s Day celebrations

    By Chan Cellar, Senior Deputy Assistant Executive News Editor
    December 13, 2022
    Daily Collegian (2020)

    Happy Ending: BREAKING: New chancellor revealed as uncircumcised

    By Eric Shen, Sadly Circumcised
    December 13, 2022
    Bryn Rothschild-Shea/Daily Collegian (2014)

    Happy Ending: ‘Twas the night before finals week

    By Clement Clark Snore, Collegian Satire Columnist
    December 13, 2022
    File photo/Daily Collegian (2018)

    Happy Ending: Santa combats cuffing season with a bag full of ‘special’ toys

    By Master Bates, Self-love Consultant
    December 13, 2022
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