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Happy Ending: 2022
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: Elevators are capitalistic oppression
By
Marl Tarx
, Revolutionary
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: U Don’t Matter! UMass announces an anti-toy drive for the holiday season
By
Grand Inqueefitor Steve
, Contributor
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: SGA votes to ban New Year’s Day celebrations
By
Chan Cellar
, Senior Deputy Assistant Executive News Editor
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: BREAKING: New chancellor revealed as uncircumcised
By
Eric Shen
, Sadly Circumcised
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: ‘Twas the night before finals week
By
Clement Clark Snore
, Collegian Satire Columnist
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: Santa combats cuffing season with a bag full of ‘special’ toys
By
Master Bates
, Self-love Consultant
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: Billionaires visited by ghosts of Christmas
By
Lightning McMoney
, chronically depressed
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: A review of The Spoke Line, Amherst’s hottest new club
By
Love Towait
, Licensed Party Animal
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: Incoming Chancellor Buster Cherry appoints Vice Chancellor of Advancement Elon Musk
By
Willie B. Hardigan
, Happy Ending Correspondent
December 13, 2022
Happy Ending: I clicked the link. Where is it?
By
Stella Virgin
, sexually frustrated
December 13, 2022
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