Happy Endings – Massachusetts Daily Collegian

Happy Ending: 2022

December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Elevators are capitalistic oppression

By Marl Tarx, Revolutionary
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: U Don’t Matter! UMass announces an anti-toy drive for the holiday season

By Grand Inqueefitor Steve, Contributor
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: SGA votes to ban New Year’s Day celebrations

By Chan Cellar, Senior Deputy Assistant Executive News Editor
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: BREAKING: New chancellor revealed as uncircumcised

By Eric Shen, Sadly Circumcised
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: ‘Twas the night before finals week

By Clement Clark Snore, Collegian Satire Columnist
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Santa combats cuffing season with a bag full of ‘special’ toys

By Master Bates, Self-love Consultant
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Billionaires visited by ghosts of Christmas

By Lightning McMoney, chronically depressed
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: A review of The Spoke Line, Amherst’s hottest new club

By Love Towait, Licensed Party Animal
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: Incoming Chancellor Buster Cherry appoints Vice Chancellor of Advancement Elon Musk

By Willie B. Hardigan, Happy Ending Correspondent
December 13, 2022

Happy Ending: I clicked the link. Where is it?

By Stella Virgin, sexually frustrated
December 13, 2022

Load More Stories